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“How do you do, my lord? Please, sit down.”

  The dewan gave a disgusted look at the slumbering Biffy. “Looks like you already have company. What is he—drunk?” He sniffed the air. “Oh, for goodness’ sake, have you both been swimming in the Thames?”

  “I assure you it was entirely involuntary.”

  The dewan looked as though he was about to continue his reprimanding tone, but then he sniffed the air again and stopped in his tracks. Twirling about, he lumbered over to the couch and bent over the comatose young dandy.

  “Now, that is an unfamiliar face. I know most of the Woolsey Pack has been overseas with the regiment, but I think I remember them all. I am not that old.”

  “Ah, yes.” Professor Lyall sat up straight and cleared his throat. “We are to be congratulated. Woolsey has a new pack member.”

  The dewan grunted, half pleased but trying to hide it with annoyance. “I thought he stank of Lord Maccon. Well, well, well, a metamorphosis and a dead vampire all in one night. My, my, Woolsey has been busy.”

  Professor Lyall put down his quill and took off his spectacles. “The one is, in fact, tied intimately to the other.”

  “Since when has killing vampires resulted in new werewolves?”

  “Since vampires stole other vampire’s drones, imprisoned them under the Thames, and then shot at them.”

  The dewan looked less like a gruff loner wolf and more like a politician at that statement. He drew up a chair on the other side of the desk from Lyall. “I think you had better start explaining what happened, little Beta.”

  When Lyall finished his account, the dewan was left looking a mite stunned.

  “Of course, such a story will have to be corroborated. With the potentate’s illegal kill order out on Lady Maccon’s head, you must see that Lord Maccon’s motives for killing the man are highly suspicious. Still, if all you say is true, he was within his rights as chief sundowner. Such shenanigans cannot be allowed. Imagine, stealing someone else’s drone! So rude.”

  “You must understand I have other difficulties to deal with?”

  “Went off hunting that stray wife of his, did he?”

  Professor Lyall curled his lip and nodded.

  “Alphas are so very difficult.”

  “My feeling exactly.”

  “Well, I shall leave you to it.” The dewan stood but walked once more over to look down at Biffy before he left.

  “Two successful metamorphoses in as many months. Woolsey may be in political trouble, but you are to be congratulated on the potency of your Alpha’s Anubis Form. Pretty young pup, isn’t he? He is going to bring down a whole mess of trouble on your head. How much worse will it be to have the vampires think werewolves stole a drone away?”

  Professor Lyall sighed. “Lord Akeldama’s favorite, no less.”

  The dewan shook his head. “Mess of trouble, mark my words. Best of luck, little Beta. You are going to need it.”

  Just as the dewan was leaving, one of Lord Maccon’s best BUR agents appeared.

  The agent bowed to the dewan in the doorway before coming in to stand in front of Professor Lyall, with his hands laced behind his back.

  “Report, Mr. Haverbink.”

  “’S’not pretty out there, sir. The Teeth are a’stirring up all kinds of toss about you Tails. Them’s saying Lord M had a grudge against the potentate. Saying he took him down out’a anger, not duty.”

  Haverbink was a good solid chap in both looks and spirit. And no one would bet a ha’penny on his having excess soul, but he listened well and got around to places more aristocratic types couldn’t. He looked a bit like a farmhand, and people didn’t give a man of his brawn much credit in the way of brain. It was a mistake.

  “How unsettled?”

  “Couple of pub brawls so far, mostly just clavigers giving fist to drones with big mouths. Could get ugly if the conservatives weigh in. You’re knowing how they can get: ‘none of this would’ve happened if we hadn’t integrated. England deserves it for acting unnatural. Against God’s law.’ Whine, whine.”

  “Any word on the vampires themselves?”

  “Westminster queen’s been dead silent—’scuse the pun—since word on the potentate’s death broke. You better believe if she thought she were in the right, she’d be squawking official statements to the press like a hen laying eggs.”

  “Yes, I would tend to agree with you. Her silence is a good thing for us werewolves. How about BUR’s reputation?”

  “We’re taking the fallout. Lord M was working, not werewolfing, or that’s the claim. He should’ve had more self-restraint.” Haverbink turned his wide, friendly face on his commander questioningly.

  Lyall nodded.

  Haverbink continued. “Those that like BUR are claiming he was within his rights as sundowner. Those that don’t like it, don’t like him, and don’t like wolves—they’re going to complain regardless. Not a whole lot would change that.”

  Lyall rubbed at his neck. “Well, that’s about what I thought. Keep talking the truth as much as possible while you are out there. Let people know the potentate stole Lord Akeldama’s drone. We cannot allow the vampires or the Crown to cover that up, and we have got to hope both Biffy and Lord Akeldama corroborate the official story or we really will be in the thick of it.”

  Haverbink looked skeptically over at Biffy’s sleeping form. “Does he remember any of it?”

  “Probably not.”

  “Is Lord Akeldama likely to be amenable?”

  “Probably not.”

  “Right’o, sir. I wouldn’t want to be in your spats right now.”

  “Don’t get personal, Haverbink.”

  “’Course not, sir.”

  “Speaking of which, still no word on Lord Akeldama’s return or whereabouts?”

  “Not a single sausage, sir.”

  “Well, that’s something. Very well, carry on, Mr. Haverbink.”

  “Jolly good, sir.”

  Haverbink went out, and the next agent, waiting patiently in the hallway, came in.

  “Message for you, sir.”

  “Ah, Mr. Phinkerlington.”

  Phinkerlington, a round, bespectacled metal burner, managed a slight bow before continuing hesitatingly into the room. He had the manners of a clerk, the demeanor of a constipated mole, and some minor aristocratic connection that temperament compelled him to regard as an embarrassing character flaw. “Something finally came through on that Italian channel you had me monitoring sunset these past few days.” He was also very, very good at his job, which consisted mainly of sitting and listening, and then writing down what he heard without thought or comment.

  Professor Lyall sat up. “Took you long enough to get it to me.”

  “Sorry, sir. You’ve been so busy this evening; I didn’t want to disturb.”

  “Yes, well.” Professor Lyall made an impatient gesture with his left hand.

  Phinkerlington handed Professor Lyall a scrap of parchment paper, on which had been inked a message. It was not, as Lyall had hoped, from Alexia but was from, of all people, Floote.

  It was also so entirely off topic and unhelpful to the situation in hand as to give Lyall a brief but intense feeling of exasperation with Lady Maccon. This was a feeling that had, heretofore, been reserved solely for his Alpha.

  “Get queen to stop Italians excavating in Egypt. Can’t find soulless mummies, bad things result. Lady Maccon with Florentine Templars. Not good. Send help. Floote.”

  Professor Lyall, cursing his Alpha for departing so precipitously, balled up the piece of paper and, after minor consideration for the delicacy of the information it contained, ate it.

  He dismissed Phinkerlington, stood, and went to check on Biffy, finding the young man still sleeping. Good, he thought, best and most sensible thing for him to be doing at the moment. Just as he was tucking the blanket a little more firmly about the new werewolf, yet another person entered his office.

  He straightened up and turned to face the door. “Yes?”
r />   He caught the man’s scent: very expensive French perfume coupled with a hint of Bond Street’s best hair pomade and under that the slow richness of the unpalatable—old blood.

  “Ah. Welcome back to London, Lord Akeldama.”

  Lady Alexia Maccon, sometimes called La Diva Tarabotti, was quite comfortable with being abducted. Or, as it might better be phrased, she was growing accustomed to the predicament. She had led, up until a little over a year ago, quite an exemplary spinsterish existence. Her world had been plagued only by the presence of two nonsensical sisters and one even sillier mama. Her concerns, it must be acknowledged, were a tad mundane, and her daily routine as banal as that of any other young lady of sufficient income and insufficient liberty. But she had managed to avoid abductions.

  This, as matters would have it, was turning out to be one of the worst.

  Alexia found the experience of being blindfolded and carried over someone’s armor-clad shoulder like a sack of potatoes unconscionably undignified. She was hauled down a seemingly endless series of stairs and passageways, musty as only the deep underground can be. She gave a few experimental kicks and a wiggle, only to have her legs clamped down by a metal-covered arm.

  Eventually, they arrived at their final destination, which, she discovered once the blindfold had been removed, was some kind of Roman catacomb. She blinked, eyes adjusting to the dimness, and found herself in an underground ancient ruin dug into the bedrock, lit with oil lamps and candles. The small cell she now occupied was barred over on one side with modern-looking reinforcements.

  “Well, this is a much inferior living situation,” she objected to no one in particular.

  The preceptor appeared in the doorway, leaning up against the metal doorjamb, regarding her with lifeless eyes.

  “We found we could no longer adequately ensure your safety in your other location.”

  “I wasn’t safe in a temple surrounded by several hundred of the Knights Templars, the most powerful holy warriors ever to walk this earth?”

  He made no answer to that. “We shall see to your every comfort here.”

  Alexia looked around. The room was slightly smaller than her husband’s dressing chamber back at Woolsey Castle. There was a tiny bed in one corner covered in a faded quilt, a single side table with an oil lamp, a chamber pot, and a washstand. It looked neglected and sad.

  “Who will? No one has so far.”

  Wordlessly the Templar signaled and, out of nowhere, a bread bowl full of pasta appeared, and a carrot carved to resemble a spoon was handed over by some unseen companion. The preceptor gave them to Alexia.

  Alexia tried not to be pleased by the presence of the ubiquitous green sauce. “Pesto will keep you in my good graces for only so long, you understand?”

  “Oh, and then what will you do, devil spawn?”

  “Ah, I am no longer your ‘Soulless One,’ am I?” Alexia pursed her lips in deep thought. She was without her parasol, and most of her best threats involved its application. “I shall be very discourteous, indeed.”

  The preceptor did not look at all threatened. He closed the door firmly behind him and left her locked in the silent darkness.

  “Could I at least get something to read?” she yelled after, but he ignored her.

  Alexia began to think all those horrible stories she had heard about the Templars might actually be true, even the one with the rubber duck and the dead cat that Lord Akeldama had once relayed. She hoped fervently that Madame Lefoux and Floote were unharmed.

  There was something eerie about being so utterly separated from them.

  Giving in to her frustration, Alexia marched over and kicked at the bars of her prison.

  This only served to cause her foot to smart most egregiously.

  “Oh, brother,” said Lady Maccon into the dark silence.

  Alexia’s isolation did not last long, for a certain German scientist came to visit her.

  “I have been relocated, Mr. Lange-Wilsdorf.” Alexia was so distressed by her change in circumstances that she was moved to state the obvious.

  “Ya, Female Specimen, I am well aware of the fact. It is most inconvenient, ya? I have had to move my laboratory as well, and Poche will not follow me down here. He does not like Roman architecture.”

  “No? Well, who does? But, I say, couldn’t you persuade them to move me back? If one must be imprisoned, a nice room with a view is far preferable.”

  The little man shook his head. “No longer possible. Give me your arm.”

  Alexia narrowed her eyes suspiciously and then, curious, acquiesced to his request.

  He wrapped a tube of oiled cloth about her arm and then proceeded to pump it full of air using a set of bellows via a mini spigot. The tube expanded and became quite tight. Pinching these bellows off, the scientist transferred a glass ball filled with little bits of paper to the spigot and let go. The air escaped with a whoosh, causing all the bits of paper to flutter about wildly inside the ball.

  “What are you doing?”

  “I am to determine what kind of the child you may produce, ya. There is much speculation.”

  “I fail to see how those little bits of paper can reveal anything of import.” They seemed about as useful as tea leaves in the bottom of a cup. Which made her think yearningly of tea.

  “Well, you had better hope they do. There has been some talk of handling this child… differently.”

  “What?”

  “Ya. And using you for—how to say?—spare parts.”

  Bile, sour and unwelcome, rose in Alexia’s throat.

  “What?”

  “Hush now, Female Specimen, let me work.”

  The German watched with frowning attention as the papers finally settled completely at the base of the ball, which, Alexia now realized, was marked with lines. Then he began making notes and diagrams of their location. She tried to think calming thoughts but was beginning to get angry as well as scared. She was finished with being thought of as a specimen.

  “You know, they gave to me complete access to the records of their preternatural breeding program? They tried for nearly a hundred years to determine how to successfully breed your species.”

  “Humans? Well that couldn’t have been too difficult. I am still human, remember?”

  Mr. Lange-Wilsdorf ignored this and continued his previous line of reasoning. “You always breed true, but low birth rate and rare female specimens were never explained. Also the program was plagued with the difficulty of the space allotment. Templars could not, for example, keep the babies in the same room or even the same house.”

  “So what happened?” Alexia couldn’t help her curiosity.

  “The program was stopped, ya. Your father was one of the last, you know?”

  Alexia’s eyebrows made an inadvertent bid for the sky. “He was?” Hear that, infant-inconvenience, your grandfather was bred by religious zealots as a kind of biological experiment. So much for your family tree.

  “Did the Templars raise him?”

  Mr. Lange-Wilsdorf gave her a peculiar look. “I am not familiar with the specifics.”

  Alexia knew absolutely nothing about her father’s childhood; his journals didn’t commence until his university years in Britain and were, she suspected, originally intended as a vehicle for practicing English grammar.

  The little scientist appeared to decide that he ought to say no more. Turning back to his bellows and sphere device, he finished his notations and then began a complex series of calculations. When he had finished, he set down his stylographic pen with a pronounced movement.

  “Remarkable, ya.”

  “What is?”

  “There is only one explanation for such results. That you have trace intrinsic aether affixed to the—how to say?—middle zone, but it is behaving wrong, as though it were bonded but also not, as if it were in the state of flux.”

  “Well, good for me.” Then Alexia frowned, remembering their previous discussion. “But, according to your theory, I should have
no intrinsic aether at all.”

  “Exactly.”

  “So your theory is wrong.”

  “Or the flux reaction is coming from the embryo.” Mr. Lange-Wilsdorf was quite triumphant in this proclamation, as though he was near to explaining everything.

  “Are you implying that you understand the nature of my child?” Alexia was prepared to get equally excited. Finally!

  “No, but I can say with the absolute confidence that I am very, very close.”

  “Funny, but I do not find that at all reassuring.”

  Lord Akeldama stood in the doorway of Professor Lyall’s office, dressed for riding. It was hard to read his face at the best of times and, under such circumstances as these, nigh on impossible.

  “How do you do this evening, my lord?”

  “La, my dear, tolerably well. Tolerably well. And you?”

  They had, of course, met on more than one occasion in the past. Lyall had spent centuries nibbling about the great layer cake that was polite society while Lord Akeldama acted the part of the frosting on its top. Lyall knew a man was smart who kept a weather eye on the state of the frosting, even if most of his time was spent cleaning up crumbs. The supernatural set was small enough to keep track of most members, whether they skulked about BUR offices and the soldier’s barracks or the best drawing rooms the ton had to offer.

  “I must admit to having had better evenings. Welcome to BUR headquarters, Lord Akeldama. Do come in.”

  The vampire paused for a moment on the threshold, catching sight of Biffy’s sleeping form. He made a slight gesture with one hand. “May I?”

  Professor Lyall nodded. The question was a veiled insult, reminding them both of what had been taken from the vampire unjustly. That he must now ask to look upon what had once been his. Lyall let him get away with it. Currently the vampire held all the cards, but Professor Lyall was reasonably convinced that if he just gave Lord Akeldama enough cravat material, he might be able to fashion it into a bow pleasing enough for all parties. Of course, the vampire might also turn it into a noose; it depended entirely on the outcome of this conversation.

  Professor Lyall knew that vampires had a limited sense of smell and no clear method of sensing right away that Biffy was now a werewolf. But Lord Akeldama seemed to realize it, anyway. He did not try to touch the young man.